Dear Mr. Unemployment,

It is with regret that I am to inform you of the end of our relationship. The last 15 weeks have been a rollercoaster of a ride for me; you have made me experience so many emotions, you very nearly made me ill. Despite the depression, you have been a complete and utter bore in my life, and I very much hope that we do not meet again.
And if you are wondering how I'm coping with our break up, I can tell you that I've met someone new; Mr. Retail. He is SO much better than you are or will ever be. I don't expect it to last long, because good things never do. But you can be sure of one thing, I will never come back to you, Mr. Unemployment.

That is all.

Dear Mr Unemployment,

You my friend, are persistent. You have the knack of making me doubt myself. Further and further down the depression slide I go. But I will not reach the bottom and I will not satisfy your hunger to see me fail.

Look out Mr Unemployment, for I will defeat you and I will be the superior one.

Watch this space.

A letter to my new friend...

Dear Mr Unemployment,

You will not influence my day to be yet another 24 hours, where I feel sorry for myself. You will not manipulate my thoughts, to convince me that there is nothing out there I can do.

You are wrong Mr Unemployment, for there are plenty of things I can busy my time with, just you wait and see.
I will rise above your cruel being.

That is all.